Laser shark


a deadly piece of technology developed by russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the chinese people’s liberation army navy (plan). these genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.
in the news today, u.s. intelligence officials have confirmed that the north korean navy now has operational laser sharks.

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