laser shits
when you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your sh-ts turn into liquid. when you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid sh-t starts to squirt out in a narrow beam – this is a ‘laser sh-t’.
“hey dave, what’s up with you mate?”
“aaah mate i ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser sh-ts today”
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