Laser Taggart


the art of a male (typically in his late teens or twenties) seeing and picking an attractive female located some distance away. once the female target has been chosen, the male then sprints towards her, tackles her to the ground, and has his way with her.

is named thus because it was invented during a game of laser tag. also, it is important to note that in most countries, it is considered rape.
john: you see that hot girl across the courtyard?
jude: yeah.
john: i’m about to laser taggart the sh-t out of her!

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