LaserJockey


a person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. a laserjockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. a laserjockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. laserjockey’s are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. laserjockeys put on the best laser light shows in the united states.
woow the laserjockey is killing it right now. i have never seen lasers move like this. the laserjockey is making the lasers dance!

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