Lash Gum


the half eaten packet of chewing gum you bought just before the shop closed, but after you consumed a healthy amount of alcohol while out with friends. discovered some time in the next couple of weeks when you find it buried in a pocket. usually finished with glee, unless serving to remind you of a bad night previously forgotten.
mike: hmm what’s this -digs in pocket-
dave: old chewing gum?
mike: oh no, this is lash gum, remember chris’ 21th?
dave: ohhh yeah….give me some
mike: h-ll no, this lash gum is sacred

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