LaShonda
a beautiful young girl, usually pinned as an outcast because she lives contrary to popular beliefs. one who struggles with an eternal fight daily, but enjoys the war. who has a promising future ahead of her. ; unique female ; a female with that -it- factor, she just has something no one can put their finger on.
the girl walked p-ssed me with such a stunning ambiance, she walked with a certain regal manner, and i could tell she has extreme respect for herself.
me: excuse me miss? she turned.
girl: yes
me: sorry to bother you but i noticed you walking p-ss and i had to ask you . . what is your name?
girl: oh me my name is lashonda.
no other name could sound so sweet.
-or-
guy1:hey jack, you see that girl she is so stunning?!
guy2: oh yeah i definitely see that lashonda over there! wow she is so uniquely, beautiful and mysterious.
beautiful caring young lady, who really loves g-d. is a beautiful person inside and out, has a very sincer discreet way of showing she cares for you. lashonda loves to laugh. you don’t want to risk loosing her she is somewhat a waterfall in a dessert, so she is someone who can definitely be there to give u that needed word of encouragement during the most trying times.
lashonda is nice.
a ratchet -ss hoe that likes gettin’ her ratchet -ss weave pulled out.
real talk.
that lashonda is so ratchet, jimmy, she’s a bad influence.
bob said lashonda is so ratchet mummy what’s that mean?
lashonda is the most ratchet girl y’all ever did lay eyes on.
one seriously ghetto first name for a black female, and very common to boot, though the one that usually rises to the top is shaniqua. lashonda has all the required ingredients in constructing a black female’s name: (1) the “la” up front, (2) the “anda/onda” at the end, and (3) a “sh” sound somewhere in there. often s-ssier, louder, and more annoying than black girls who have “normal” names.
“you can go to a fast food joint and get decent service from the white girls. then, when they start hiring lashondas, those chicks will throw some att-tude your way, mess up your order, and might not even give you back the correct change.”
a girl who thinks she is da sh-t,but ain’t
lashonda u need to stop trippin’ u ain’t da sh-t
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