Lasner
light amplification by stimulated nocturnal emission radiation. this phenomenon occurs when a dude has a wet dream so intense that a laser beam shoots out of his p-n-s.
“dude, bro….last night i had a lasner. it shot straight through my tightey whiteys up into the ceiling. the upstairs neighbors called the cops and now i gotta pay for the damages. sh-t’s f-cked cuz i was dreaming about your mom! you owe me a beer!”
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