Lassenøff


a l-ssenøff (l-sseoink- in english) is what tha kids named lars are called in some northern countries. they can be very dangerous, but very nice too. l-ssenøff are an endangered specie. they are very rare, so if you ever see one you’re a lucky motherfuc3r!

l-sse(name)oink(that crazy sound the pigs make)-
stupid guy that doesn’t know anything: wtf is that!?

then all tha g’s in tha hood answers: man, don’t you know? its a freakin’ l-ssenøff

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