Lassiter
when you get so drunk you sh-t yourself and the entire bathroom and have no idea of what happened. you wake up and there is still sh-t all up in yo pants!!!!
girl: omfg it smells like dog sh-t in here!
girl 2: you guys what happened to me last night? i woke up and i had sh-t my pants. i think i pulled a l-ssiter!!! the sh-t was all the way up my back!
girl: yea you stupid b-tch- you pulled a l-ssiter!!! now go clean all the smeared sh-t in the bathroom you dirty sk-nk.
l-ssiter is a term used for someone that’s a total sk-nk. l-ssiter is used for defining a total wh-r-.
guy: yo my d-ck itches so much. i’m scratching it to the point where it burns!!!!!!
guy2: man i told you not to go for that easy -ss p-ssy, that girl was such a l-ssiter!
guy: i’ve taken 5 showers and still feel like that l-ssiter is on me. ugh!!!
someone who is righteous and fights on the side of good, even if it leads to violence or breaking the law.
in the film, the boondock saints, these two wily l-ssiters right the wrongs of criminals in a comical and witty way that wins the cheer of the pubic, mostly.
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