Last Man Standing


one of the most dangerous matches in the wrestling world (apart from the h-ll in a cell match). the only way to win the match is by knockout i.e. incapacitate you’re opponent for 10 seconds.
triple h and ric flair competed in a last man standing match at armageddon once, where triple h tw-tted ric flair with a sledghammer to win
a s-xual act at swingers parties. four to six men undress and stand naked in a circle. one woman gets naked on her knees in the middle and begins to perform oral s-x on one of the males for a pre-determined amount of time (usually 30 to 60 seconds). she then moves on in a clockwise manner performing oral s-x on each male. she continues around the circle until one male climaxes. she then exits the circle and the man who has already climaxed takes her place. he continues giving oral s-x to the other men till another climaxes. the man in the middle exits and is replaced by the second man. this continues until the last man climaxes, at which point he wins. his prize is two-fold: a. he doesn’t have to perform oral s-x on another male, and b. he performs oral s-x on the female until she climaxes.
man, i came second last this weekend at last man standing. i had to suck three d-cks cause of that…i never win!
while being p-ss -ss drunk at a party, everyone pulls their pants down to their ankles and runs around the entire party. who ever makes it the longest without someone tripping or tripping by themselves is the last man standing.
jim, joe, and sh-thead played last man standing at at party. joe got tipped, then jim p-ssed out. so sh-thead won because he was simply the last man standing

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