Latch
someone who hangs out with you but you don’t want them to really be there, yet you allow them to hang out with you because they are your friend. could possibly be a c-ckblocker, or just awkwardly be present when you are with your friends.
kara: let’s all go to potbellies!
lydia: yeah awesome let’s go!
jordan: i’ll come too.
kara:wait who the h-ll are you?
jordan: i’m coming…
lydia: uhh..okay.
-the evening proceeds to be awkward-
nick:let’s go hookup.
jordan: cool bro, i’ll come.
nick: wtf you latch!
to latch (verb)
when at a four way stop, a biker rides alongside a car whose turn it is, thus byp-ssing stopping and waiting for their appropriate turn. cars are unable to latch; latching can only be achieved by bikers and skate boarders
anytime a biker synchs a move with a car, often using that car as a barrier, in order to byp-ss traffic laws or travel more expediently.
latching to the red truck at the front of the long line of cars, she avoided waiting her turn at the time sucking stop sign.
he was late for work, so he latched to the sports car running the left-turn red light.
someone who is clingy
she just don’t get it, she is such a latch!
1. b-tch, wh-r-, sl-t,
2. (latchet) total sl-t
1. sarah: i actually really hate you.
jem: i actually really think your a latch
sah: what?!?!?!
jem: kidding, your just a b-tch,
sah: f-ck you jem,
2. sarah: do you like my skirt? i hemmed it 🙂
jem: what the f-ck, latchhettt
sah: your a latch so meh,
to latch, also known as “latching, or latchin” is to engage or partic-p-te in the art of trash talking a friend, colleague, homeboy or sworn enemy. it should be witty, funny and downright embar-ssing to the person you are trying to latch against.
homeboy 1 – “bro..that girl you brought home from the club the other night was b-ttt ugly tell me you aint hit?”
homeboy 2 – “dog you latchin? i know you aint tryna latch right now cause the last girl you hit had them sabertooth tiger teeth”
surrounding homeboys – “oohohohohhohohhhhhhhh”
1. a correct guess of the artist, alb-m, or name for any given song.
2. the suggestion of something agreeable or tasty. food, drink, etc.
1. a: who are these guys?
b: uh, toto i think.
a: good latch!
2. this place is crazy, cheap drinks and beautiful women, nice latch dude.
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