Late Night Lasagna


when one sets out with the intent of starting a small simple project, but by the time they have finished, it has become a complex and time consuming masterpiece.
“i was just gonna put some new spark plugs in but.. by the time i left auto zone for the fifth time this week, i realized it was my late night lasagna. runs better than ever now.”

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