late shave
when a man is running unusually late in the morning and shaves only below his jaw line, thus giving the appearance that he is beginning to grow a beard when he actually is not.
co-worker: “mornin’ tim, say…are you starting a beard?”
tim: “naw, just a late shave.”
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