Latemas


the period between new years and groundhog day where you reconnect with friends you haven’t seen since the break started. events may include: exchanging of latemas presents (forgotten/late arrival christmas presents), latemas cookies (leftover christmas cookies that haven’t gone bad yet), recounting of new years/christmas stories, latemas coffee at starbucks, sometimes even a latemas late lunch.
person 1: i haven’t seen anyone since break started! i guess it will be a great latemas this year.

(person 2 arrives at the dorm after the break has ended)

person 2: merry latemas bro! i brought the latemas cookies!

person 1: sweet! oh here’s your latemas present.

(person 1 hands person 2 an unwrapped amazon.com box)

person 2: awesome man! want to grab latemas coffee? i didn’t get any sleep on the plane.

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