Latex Landmine
when walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. more disgusting when still steaming. these are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. the unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the latex landmine the following morning. this is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. latex landmines are commonly sited as reasons for h-m-phobia.
i nearly stepped in a latex landmine a few months ago at a local park. there was no questioning in how is was created. it has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. i am no longer a fan of h-m-s-xual relations. please keep this activity at home!
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