latter-day saint


a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints, sometimes called the “mormons”. believes in the literal resurrection of jesus christ, christ’s visit to the americas; christ’s visit to joseph smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. the church has a living prophet, a spokesman for the almighty who receives revelation from the almighty. the church also has 12 living apostles who are special witnesses of jesus christ.
latter-day saints are good neighbors, clean-living, g-d fearing people who love the lord jesus christ.
a bizarre cult founded by joseph smith in the 19th century, based around a bunch of golden tablets. their stronghold is salt lake city, utah, usa.

also known as mormons, after their bible, the book of mormon.
“they march, the latter day saints
salt lake’s sick residents
they want you to repent
the want your ten percent”.

fad gadget – “salt lake city sunday”.

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