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• laurizzle

  when a h-rny girl farts on the mans p-n-s. man: “oh baby that feels sooo good.” -pfffft- woman: “oh man!!! woops!!! i laurizzled!” man: “well at least you are h-rny!”

• read a movie

  to watch a subt-tled foriegn film. “should we open a bottle of wine and (read a movie)?” “gerard depardieu is my favourite actor, i’ve read nearly all of his movies” to watch a movie with subt-tles. everyone says this foreign film is great, but i’m not in the mood to read a movie tonight.

• Reagical

  very reasonable and logical. that’s very reagical thinking.

• red hot promise

  a pending -n-l rape transaction that has yet to occur. “justin where are you going tonight?” “..for a red hot promise”

• Red Mike

  a guy who seriously disses girls because he can’t be relaxed enough to charm or persuade them, and therefore can’t even get the time of day. his frustration and anger causes his face go red. leave it to a red mike to tell a great looking girl that she looks awful.

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