Laugh Your Dick Hard
1) to laugh so much that your d-ck gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
acronym: lydh
pete: this joke will really laugh your d-ck hard.
pete: how do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
joe: i don’t know.
pete: stand her in a barrel. if her head is above the rim, she’s old enough. if it isn’t above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
joe: ha-ha-ha
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