a bad or cheesy joke. a laurance joke is never funny and are random and awkward.
friend 1: what do you call a cow with no legs
friend 2: i dont know what?
friend 1: ground beef
friend 2: cmon that was a laurance joke
- creed crash
the act of playing non-stop creed songs on a public jukebox. as ‘with arms wide open’ played for the 4th consecutive time on the jukebox, a blank stare fell over the bouncer’s face. he couldn’t take one more day of being creed-crashed. as he walked into traffic, no one heard the sound of screeching tires […]
- kooter stick
it refers to a males p*n*s. hey, look at the size of that kooter stick that mans got.
- wolf to whales
idiom to explain a multi-step process in detail from start to finish to preempt confusion. this phrase references the common evolutionary hypothesis that whales evolved from a terrestrial, wolf-like creature. to one unfamiliar with this evolutionary idea, hearing another make the *ssertion that whales come from wolves without prefacing or concluding with an explanation would […]
meaning the english word for w*nker,more popular with african nation countries,origination ethiopia hey you “wonca”