Lauren III
well if a person is named lauren iii they usually arent an unattractive person, certainly not someone you would kick out of bed. this person loves to do things with boards(primarily surfing and longboarding), always is bilingual and once was a chonga. they love to call people while their friends are taking a dump and almost always loves flowers.
“hey man!!! im taking a p–p! dont pull that lauren iii cr-p with me.”
“well if shes a lauren iii kind of girl, get her some flowers.”
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