lauren williams is a stunningly beautiful girl. she also happens to be amazingly great at soccer.
wow, i’ll be surprised if her name’s not lauren williams.
- sucky scrambler
when she’s giving you a bl-wj-b and you crack an egg on her forehead. i just bust a nut on sarah’s face and when i smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh sucky scrambler.
an amazing girl who loves playing sports and loves to go shopping and loves all her friends and family who has accepted christ and is a child of god who makes good grades in school and who loves food and loves to get and make money and who loves to talk on the phone for […]
- dope prophet
a cool, nice, awesome person who talks about god. the charismatic young man could deliver a sermon like a rock star, he’s a dope prophet.
- h*llo darkness my old friend
originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to youtube in 2009 and became a meme. dark|ness ˈdɑ knəs noun wickedness or evil: “the forces of darkness” synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity · simon: h-llo darkness, my old friend. darkness: i have a […]
- squirrel mating
the act of having s-x upside down in a closet. omg, did you know that regina and kade squirrel mated at the party last night? wtf, get out, we’re squirrel mating right now.