Laurend
when you get so drunk you can’t even remember your own name and end the night in a welfare tent with no memory of even drinking.
shaniqua: i did so badly in my results i need to get proper smashed and forget it all.
mercedes: mate if you want to forget you can’t just get smashed you need to get laurend.
when you get completely smashed and end up spending the night in a welfare centre with no recollection of even drinking.
shaniqua: i did so badly in my results, i need to get so wasted i forget them.
mercedes: if you want to forgot them you can’t just get wasted you need to get laurend.
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