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LAURISM

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• schlong basket

  any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man’s genitals. usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection. that guy’s package is sitting in that schl-ng basket like birds in a nest.

• schmazoolie

  a schmazoolie is an amount equaling a dollar given to a musician at the end of a gig. especially when payment is being made by a jewish band leader with a sense of humor. toronto dj danny marks coined the phrase in 1988. hey stig, here is your 300 schmazoolies, go get a haircut.

• Posterphuss

  the act of putting on socks. this morning i will posterphuss before i put on my shoes.

• postdict

  to report what already happened in the form of a prediction. i postdict that obama won the 2008 presidential election.

• Scoopin the duke

  the act of digging your cr-p out of the toilet for no reason but to hold it. person a. what are u doing!!??! person b. scoopin the duke, duh

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