Lausanne Fondue
n. s-xual act in which the dominant male projects copious quant-ties of cheesy, mucilaginous -j-c-l-t- for ingestion by the submissive female. bread optional.
n.b. for the tradition of naming s-xual acts after a place, c.f. cleveland steamer, boston pancake.
last night, i had s-x. it was nice! she was from gambia! i gave her lausanne fondue – she liked!
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