lava balling
1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
edited because i don’t know how to fix a typo-
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
when a guy sits down in a seat and spreads his legs apart wide, as if his t-st-cl-s were hot as lava and needed ventilation. usually used pejoratively, especially against men who do this on public transit and so waste sp-ce or make their seat neighbors uncomfortable.
ugh, i was on the t and this guy say down right next to me and was lavaballing halfway onto my seat! rude and gross!
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