lava lamp dance


a slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. what dyk-s look like when they dance. this refers only to large dyk-s–not lesbians in general. like lava lamps, the dyk-s’ lava lamp dance is very hypnotic!
whoa–even though those dyk-s are tryin’ to rock out, they’re still doing their slow lava lamp dance!

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