Lava Tag


a game of tag where one becomes it if they touch the ground; usually played at parks, or basically anywhere with enough stuff to jump around on without touching actual ground.

common lava tag dialog-

chris: oh sh-t, i touched lava.

odie: haha, you’re it.

alecks: why is the ground always lava?!

daniel tosh: because you’re poor.

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