lava turd
a cr-p so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it’s p-ssed. typically of the soft variety of p–p.
guy 1: “oh man, i was just on the toilet and had a cr-p that burned so bad.”
guy 2: “sounds like you p-ssed a lava t-rd.”
liquid sh-t that is so hot it oozes out of your -ss like lava.
after eating the cheese rolls from taco bell, mark had to drop off some serious lava t-rds.
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