Lavallette


lavallette is a small beach town at the jersey sh-r- near ortley and seaside. this town is a high cl-ss, expensive beach town. a lot of italian families live there, and like to party and get drunk (my neighbors). if you go to lavallette you know the best seafood restaurant around is the crab’s claw, and salty’s has the best waffles and ice cream.
luigi: “hey, you going down the lavallette this summer?”

patrick: “nah, i’m going to seaside. lavallette is too expensive!”
a small beach town on the jersey coast. it is known for its great times and surf. the town is home for anything related to the water. it’s population is made mostly of old families of irish and polish decent. the towns local bar is crab’s claw where locals tend to hang. it is a great town to visit, party, or surf.
want to go surf ? yeh lets go to lavallette

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