Lavender Baby


a child concieved in a lavender marriage. in which, at least one of the spouses was h-m-s-xual. this is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heteros-xual.
tommy- “my parents are gay”
mike- “but don’t you have a mom and a dad”
tommy- “yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren’t.”
mike- “ohhh, so you’re a lavender baby.”

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