law degree
course that will require you to read 1000+ pages per week. will make you wish you could fly. or were super richer. or anything but what you are doing.
beware of the law students that call themselves lawyers and walk around in suits trying to prove to the world and themselves something or another.
guy 1: dude! what is up with that ugly -ss looking b-tch over there. why does she have so many books?
guy 2: oh man! she must be taking a law degree!
girl 1: oh my god, why the h-ll does that guy insist on coming to lecture in a suit all the freakin time!?!
girl 2: because he’s taking a law degree, as are you. and i only asked how you were to make small talk so stop wasting my time and let me do my reading b-tch.
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