Law Enforcement Mustache


most cops seem to believe they will get more respect if they grow a “law enforcement mustache.” it’s a great accessory to wrap-around and/or top gun style sungl-sses.

when you see the law enforcement mustache, you know to stop playing around.

the law enforcement mustache is not to be confused with the “football coach mustache.”
“d-mn tommy, i don’t think we’re going to get away with a warning because the trooper that pulled us over has a law enforcement mustache.”

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