Law of Netflix
(noun) the principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about will walk in during the only s-x scene in the movie you are watching. law applies regardless of movie streaming service.
-two people kissing on screen. one has pantyhose on their head-
younger brother: what. are you…
me: its not what it looks like. g-dd-mn you law of netflix…
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-watching doctor who. dad walks in.-
dad: alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.
-le one shirtless scene ever-
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