Lawlmart


the funnier version of walmart.
scoots applied for a job at lawlmart, but was not hired because he’s not a winmen.
your superstore for hilarious plastic cr-p.
i buy all my apps at lawlmart because they’re hilarious.
noun; a place someone momentarily goes when they have an attack of laughter or hilarity. derived from the word lawl which is the phrase lol (laugh out loud) in said form.
“my brother died yesterday”
“ha. i just went to lawlmart”
“what the h-ll dude…”
“pwnd”

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