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  a phrase coined by juice and ben in 2007 referring to “packing a bowl”, or smoking “gr-ss” out of a pipe. during a lengthy discussion on smoking weed, while on their way to jack-in-the-box, the two had walked past a sign promoting recreational lawn bowling in santa monica, and had thus, created the term. anyone […]

• laxicon

  n. the vocabulary of a person or group that is limited to a small number of key words. these 3-5 words replace all other vocabulary, and can convey all emotions. a common laxicon consists of the words “dude,” “awesome,” “whatever.” i stopped dating that guy because he kept calling me “dude,” and every other word […]

• Cooty Booty

  (noun) the area on a female that is between the lower part of the v-g-n- and the -n-s. it’s a combination of the hoochi coochi la la and the booty area. this area is known as the “taint” on a male body. while shaving my cooty booty in the shower this morning, my legs were […]

• Counterbroductive

  when your bro abandons you for non-bro things. “i was gonna play beer pong with todd, but he left me to go study with some nerds. totally counterbroductive!”

• counter-whacking

  masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand. after getting totally drunk one night, david explained the concept of counter-whacking.

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