Lawmanated
to lawmanate – when one -j-c-l-t-s with such power and p-ssion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his -n-s. it can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, andrew lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in alien vs predator. he was the predator.
guy 1 “then i shouted ‘for narnia’ and totally lawmanated her. i’ll be sh-tting mayonnaise for a week.”
guy 2 “that’s so gross.”
guy 1 “well spank my -ss and call me philip, you’re andrew lawman!”
andrew lawman “oh jew nuggets, you’ve found me”
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