lawn deity


an exceptionally good ddr player that behaves like a complete -sshole (see: ddrsole) but then redeems him/herself in some meaningful way.

lawn deification is awarded by the supreme overlord of all lawn deities. this is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good ddr players have their heads permanently lodged up their r-ct-ms.
zack.
duy.
jsb.

“if that ddrsole doesn’t quit bragging about his aaa’s, he’ll never achieve lawn deity greatness.”

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