lawn dick


noun see also porch d-ck. a porch d-ck who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what’s up. may be accompanied by his children (lawn d-cklets) or dogs. may be grilling while wearing a wife beater. will only fight if you step in his yard.
while i was walking down the street this porch d-ck started yelling at me, so i told him to shut up and he ran out to the curb and turned into a full on lawn d-ck and threatened to beat me up and threw his natty light at meporch d-ck -sshole lawn d-ckletporch pr-ckyard d-ck

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