lawn mowning
the moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn’t want to.
wife: sweety, the yard is overgrown. it looks like a jungle. when are you going to cut the gr-ss???
husband: i’m too tired. the game is on. my back hurts. the gr-ss is wet. it’s getting dark. the lawn mower is out of gas.
wife: oh for crise sakes! stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
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