lawn potatoes


dried-up excrement from a large dog. generally found in cl-sters on the lawn. dogs like to habitually sh-t in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.
d-mn!!! that dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

i hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

Read Also:

  • Botsfly

    bots made by ea sports that is able to levitate therfore given the name botsfly. botslfly are found in multiple laggy games due horrible connection. the word originated in an xbox live party october 2nd. chunkymonkey 55 is a botsfly

  • Lawstitute

    any girl in law school that will go down on any guy she happens to meet in the law library of her perspective school. even if he happens to be nothing more then a janitor. i’m trying to study, and all i can hear is the lawst-tute on the other side of the book shelf […]

  • Lawzy

    southeastern african american pr-nunciation of another colloquialism, ‘lordy!’ both are short for “oh, my lord!” it’s a way of expressing surprise or pity, typically. ‘lawzy’ was popularized in the movie gone with the wind. lawzy! that dawg done bit you!

  • layin' asphalt

    to take an extremely large dump( sh-t, cr-p, p–p) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again. “dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! i can’t […]

  • Path Skating

    when snow freezes on a path, turning it into an ice-rink, allowing you to glide along instead of walk. the snow had been down for three days, so matt decided to engage in a spot of path skating.


Disclaimer: lawn potatoes definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.