lawnmower

(v.) overzealously removing -n-l beads from one’s -ss, as in pulling the start cord of a lawn mower, which may often times result in the loss of bowel control.
instead of plopping them out one at a time as one is supposed to as is proper -n-l bead etiquette, he lawn mowered her corn hole. to which she replied, “f-ck me in the sh-t!”, and so he did.
when you insert a strand of -n-l beads into your girlfriends -sshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.
you should have seen the look on that b-tch’s face when i gave her the lawn mower when she wasn’t expecting it.
an alcoholic beverage containing vodka and wheatgr-ss juice. invented by homer simpson from episode 5f19 of the simpsons, “when you dish upon a star.”
ron howard: (sniffing homer’s breath) do i smell vodka … and wheatgr-ss?
homer: it’s called a lawnmower, i invented it, do you want one?
when one pulls out -n-l beads in the same manner as starting a lawnmower, sternly and quickly. may cause extreme flatus and defication.
although travis said, “pull out those beads, but not too fast,” monty gave him the lawnmower. there was p00p all over that d00d.
a s-xual manuever in which an individual has his/her partner pull large -n-l beads out of their -ss so fast and hard it looks like they are trying to start a lawnmower.
why is allan walking so funny? i guess his girl gave him another lawnmower last night.
an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of gr-ss at all hours of the day.
the evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the gr-ss outside.
a small cheap/inexpensive car such as a honda civic with a huge spoiler on the back.
i could just grab the back of that civic and mow my lawn with it.

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