Lawsoning


lawsoning- (law-suhn-ing) verb- the act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- the act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. highly effective in obtaining friends.
man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.
to steal from your friends, to borrow with no intention of returning
stop lawsoning my food!
its the perfect time to lawson stuff.

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