Lawton
a extremely h-m-s-xual person or simply a f-ggot. they are also a virgin.
simon:i was walking and i saw some f-ggot h-m- walking with a f-cking twilight shirt and a pink shorts.
kevin: oh you saw a lawton?
simon:yea i did.
a piece or several pieces of dog sh-t, left on a platform that is slightly above street level such as a low lying wall or step.
mind that lawton on the step there, mate.
a guy who is cool , laid back, smart , and loves video-games .
guy 1: “lawton is a cool guy. ”
guy 2 : ” yeah , lets game with him tonight. ”
when you hide a camera and tape your s-xual acts without letting your partner(s) know.
oh man, last night i pulled a lawton and got 2 hours of footage. nicole had no clue and she went crazy, freaky on me.
a small hillbilly redneck village in the middle of nowhere pennsylvania. about 40 minutes from tunkhannock. it has a population of a little more than 150 people. there are no traffic lights or police. it consists of a bank, a gas station, a post office, and of course…a bar. less than a 5 square mile radius. no ethnicity: 98.2% white and 1.8% mexican.
person 1: we went right through lawton today in about 30 seconds.
person 2: we did??? wait..whats lawton?
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