lawtool
(male) a pretentious first-year law student who attempts in vain to use legal jargon in every day speech for comedic effect in order to impress his law school cl-ssmates, when in actuality he lacks tremendously in legal and/or social skills; easily spotted within groups of law students who huddle together to smoke outside the law school as the only person laughing at his own lame jokes.
lawtool: “i would invite you to my party, but i don’t want you to rely to your own detriment on the notion that you might get laid. we wouldn’t want grounds for a promissory estoppel claim, would we? hahahahah!”
normal student: “dude… wow.”
lawtool: “well, you know, as oliver wendel holmes would say…”
normal student: “if you finish that sentence, i will not hesitate to kill you.”
lawtool: “whoa there! my imminent apprehension of harmful conduct leads me to believe that i have standing for a valid -ssault claim! hahaha!”
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