lax-balls
originated from me when i walked out of the locker room to show everybody in the hallway my new all-shibby money stick (that’s a diamond-pro shaft if you didn’t know) and got nailed in the left t-st-cl- with a lacrosse ball (thrown by my good friend, the goalie, mike “i-dont-know-how-to-spell-his-last-name” moinihan) my left t-st-cl- is still bruised and looks quite shrivled… faive day later…
basically what you need to know is that lax-b-lls (both the hard rubber ones w/ lead cores, and the condition of having your testes popped by a hard rubber ball w/ a lead core) hurt… alot… really… when you play lacrosse… wear a cup!
mike tried to beam me w/ a ball in the arm, but his stick had more whip than he expected and he sent a tko to my left nut… now i got lax-b-lls 🙁
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