Lax Cabbage


ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look “sick” while playing lacrosse.
bro, look at that sick lax cabbage, he’s looking real cabbagy.

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