lax scrub
noun-one who tries to play the awesome and intense game of lacrosse, but sucks so bad that noone wants him on their team. usually has no flow and can’t scoop gb’s.
lax player 1-did you see marcus mavlian miss that gb?
lax player 2-dude, marcus has no flow… he’s a lax scrub
noun-someone who based on outside appearance looks as if they would be nasty at the sport of lacrosse (meaning they have the proper flow, wear rainbows, stunner shades, and in some occasions sport a fake tan.) but for some unknown reason can not play the greatest sport known to man to save his life.
lax bro 1- did you see that kid miss a wide open goal?
lax bro 2- yeah brah, he is a total lax scrub.
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