Lax Stick


tool of the trade for getting some hardcore laxing done.

also known as spoon, wand, twig, lumber, strap, wmd, axe,staff,wood,cane, or rod
“i gotta go fix my stick”

“i gotta go tune my spoon”

“i gotta go sharpen my axe”

kid 1″bro let’s lax!”
kid 2″alright yo lemme grab some twigs”

“i always carry my lax stick with me”

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