laxer

used to define not just an individual who plays the sport of lacrosse, but whos personality is shaped by it, meaning he is laid back, chill, and wears: pink, polo shirts with popped collars, checkered or baggy kaki shorts, ripped jeans and flipflops or clarks. usually has sh-ggy hair, exteame laxers use phrases like “whatcha need brah” or “shaa dudsey”
laxer: “sup brah”
baseball f-g: put your f-cking collar down you f-ggot lacrosse player, so you think you can manage to win a regional championship this year? we’ll probably win states again…
laxer: “whatever dude, later”
hot chick in mini skirt: “i like your pink shirt, you wanna come over tonight my parents won’t be home”
laxer: “thats straight…”
(laxer gets laid later that night, basball f-g goes and plays with his friends p-n-s while admiring their shiny state championship rings
a man or women who uterly enjoys the sport of lacrosse. somone who lives for the sport, and all that he or she does is think of the gracefull activity. a laxer lives lax.
bring your lacrosse stick to a dance, waterpark, porta potty, french cl-ss, headmasters office when in trouble

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used to define not just an individual who plays the sport of lacrosse, but whos personality is shaped by it, meaning he is laid back, chill, and wears: pink, polo shirts with popped collars, checkered or baggy kaki shorts, ripped jeans and flipflops or clarks. usually has sh-ggy hair, exteame laxers use phrases like “whatcha need brah” or “shaa dudsey”
laxer: “sup brah”
baseball f-g: put your f-cking collar down you f-ggot lacrosse player, so you think you can manage to win a regional championship this year? we’ll probably win states again…
laxer: “whatever dude, later”
hot chick in mini skirt: “i like your pink shirt, you wanna come over tonight my parents won’t be home”
laxer: “thats straight…”
(laxer gets laid later that night, basball f-g goes and plays with his friends p-n-s while admiring their shiny state championship rings
real men who play the great sport of lacrosse seriously, and are just straight chill. your typical laxer will get laid far more often than any other sport players, whether they be real athletes, like lacrosse and hockey players, snowboarders, or runners, all of whom are just as chill. this pertains mostly to baseball players, who go to their sorry excuse for a sport, use no energy and little skill, and try to act tough like they actually play a real man’s sport. laxers are most often criticized by baseball players for having big egos, but they only write this because laxers are way more hip than the queer baseball players because they play an awesome, manly, contact sport, and laxers constantly remind them of that, particularly in front of hot chicks that will ditch a baseball -sshole at the first sight of a laxer.
that laxer is so hip.
a shortened name for lacrosse player.
1) eliz and i were discussing my screenname one day, when we decided to make ‘laxer’ into a word.

2) eliz and i are both laxers.
a awesome guy with the flow and is a beast at lacrosse wears long lax shorts with crazy designs. girls wear lacrosse short shorts with a high pony plays lacrosse.
dude that kid tj is a laxer!
male lacrosse players, officially. unofficially, douchebags living in the east coast region, especially maryland, virginia and pennsylvania, who like to “crush natties” and generally degrade women, intelligence and the importance of an education. always hot, always -ss holes.
mike was getting sloppy drunk and making sandwich jokes, while brendan was flipping his hair and making cat-calls with incorrect grammar. typical laxers.