laxitive


a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you sh-t like a h-rny donkey
moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you sh-t like a h-rny donkey.
moron 1: yes.
a person who irritates the cr-p out of you
bob is such an laxitive
1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/r-t-rded
wow, he is such a laxitive!

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